We’re Not Ready in Columbus. But Neither Are Most People on Hinge

Nope. is the dating app for people who’d rather eat glass than use another horrible dating app.

Join the waitlist for Nope. in Columbus—where savage dealbreakers and zero-filter honesty come before the endless parade of fake smiles and shirtless mirror selfies. It’s like the Hunger Games, but for your standards. Dealbreakers first. Bullshit never.

Not everyone gets in. This isn’t a clown car. If you’re granted access, you’ll score a referral code. Share it with whoever you think deserves to suffer through the dating apocalypse with you.

What’s something that would instantly kill the vibe for you? Submit your yes/no question — make it petty, make it practical, just make it real. We’ll use the best ones in the app (don’t worry, we won’t tell them it was your idea).

Nope. in one minute: The dating app for dealbreakers and people who’ve given up on normal dating.